Last night King George decided to grace his subjects with royal presence. Bush held his first Oval Office address to the American people in nearly 3 years, during which time he did not even mention the furor created by his authorizing the NSA to spy on the American people.
With three more years to make bumbling mistakes, boners, King George has a real opportunity to go down in history as the worst president of modern times, a failure, the most miserable failure of a president, perhaps for all time. This is a distinction that previously held by Bill "Where's the Party" Clinton. But the difference here is that least Clinton upheld the constitution of the United States and at least feigned concern about the environment.